Friday, November 27, 2009

Firth among non equals

Oh dear. It was so long since I'd been to the Dendy that my loyalty card had expired and what did I waste tonight's precious visit on? A vapid load of old bollocks called 'Genova'. Colin, Colin, Colin what were you thinking? School fees? New car? Enormous donation to your favourite charity? It is hard to imagine what could have persuaded you to grace the limona that is Genova! Grief has been done so much better (Truly Madly Deeply). Grief with sinister intimations of further tragedy has been done so much better (Don't Look Now). Ambiguous ghostly presence has been done so much better (The Others). Middle aged academic fancying younger student has been done so much better (Elegy).

I could go on and mention any film that involves a slutty anorexic American teenage girl, a parent frantically searching for a child who has wondered off or a widow/er making a fresh start in a new city. They would almost all inevitably be better than Genova which is always dull, largely cliched, often nasty and when it touches any emotions at all does so with blatant manipulation.

Colin Firth's talent is worthy of much better material and the themes the film is supposedly trying to tackle also warrant a more subtle, thoughtful vehicle. Maybe Michael Winterbottom, like Woody Allen when he made Vicki, Christina, Barcelona in that city, had to be in Genova for some reason and thought 'how can I quickly cobble together a movie set here?' Unlike Allen though being entertaining didn't seem to figure in his plans, oh, and he also ran out of film before he gave his story any kind of conclusion!


Mr Darcy incognito hoping to sleep off this unappealing project

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Obituary (?) Ashes to Ashes

More please!

16 part dramedy series that is born of superior original spine tingling drama starring the impeccable John Sims hath but two seasons to run and they are full of cheesiness. Lo, yet doth the viewer not become fond of Raymondo, Chris and Bolly and elevate Philip Glenister's Gene Hunt to a pedestal hitherto reserved for James Spader's Alan Shore and James Bolam's Jack Ford? Yes, she, and a few million other viewers do, apparently. Reports of Ashes to Ashes demise are greatly exaggerated! I just checked out the Official Philip Glenister site and a third series is in production! Suspending disbelief will be a very big ask indeed but for a few more serves of the Gene Genie I'm prepared to give it my best shot!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Compost loving vegetation hugger arrested!

Peter Cundall was among 50 demonstrators arrested at rally held outside Tasmania's Parliament House to protest the building of a Gunn's pulp mill in the state's Tamar Valley yesterday.

Peter is one of my heroes, an all round sensitive and gentle man who appreciates and fights for the things that enrich our existence on the planet. I had the good fortune to meet him in the restaurant at Hobart's Botanic Gardens (home of 'Pete's Patch') a couple of years ago and to shake his hand and tell him what a positive influence he had been in my life and continues to be in this country.

Like David Bellamy before him, I hope this high profile 'tree hugger' garners the publicity needed to counter Tasmania's greedy, wilful sacrifice of it's exquisite natural heritage.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

A domestic spy checks out

Who would make a good small screen spy in late cold war Britain? Edward Woodward would!

The anti-hero of my youth has passed on. Edward Woodward died this week aged 79. Long before he was the Breaker (1980), long before he did a guest cameo in Hot Fuzz (2007) as a fanatical member of neighbourhood watch, and long before I became aware of his early success in the quirky cult classic, The Wicker Man (1973), Edward Woodward was Callan (1967-72). That is where and how I discovered him and fell for this alienated, ruthless loner, very probably a small screen version of Harry Palmer but with a safer more domestic sexuality than Michael Caine.

Those gritty credits with the swinging light bulb were the prelude to a weekly dose of angst and nastiness that held a strong and furtive appeal to my budding sexuality. What ardent 17 year
old girl doesn’t yearn for a brooding Byronic type forced by circumstances to remain lonely and unfulfilled whose troubled brow she could smooth with her caresses?

First step in learning to separate the performer from the character he played was purchasing tickets to see EW in Male of the Species at the Theatre Royal in Sydney. A newcomer to professional theatre, I was rewarded by a capable, entertaining, if not virtuosic, performance in a jolly British play that wasn't as broad as Whitehall farce a but not Orton or Bennett either! The creeping realisation also began for me that Edward Woodward was not a tortured soul but just another amiable thespian bonking his leading lady (Michele Dotrice, who became his second wife). The mystique was unique to the Callan character!

After that my obsession with EW gradually began to fade, but not until I had committed the bizarre act of spending most of the income from my first part-time job on buying his entire recording oeuvre! I've followed his career intermittently. I liked him in Common As Muck (1994-97) but completely missed him in The Equaliser (1985 – 89). I've still never seen The Wicker Man and I wasn't aware of roles in Eastenders and The Bill which I don't watch. And I actually found his bully-boy dignity in Breaker Morant a bit corny and his casting a touch of cultural cringe!

But, by all accounts, Teddy Woodward was a good natured, generous spirited, workman-like actor who was not at all up himself! Bruce Beresford and Simon Pegg say so and I have no reason to doubt them.

His death marks the end of my relationship with his Callan persona and with an era of British television that dominated my youth. It also disconcertingly reminds me that the truly alienated, lonely figure of my girlhood was my father who once barked at me in drunken self pity that I cared about Callan and his bleak existence but not about him, who, he claimed, had endured real manipulation and enforced secrecy at the hands of British intelligence. I seriously doubt he was talking about anything more than working on a defence force aircraft contract and having to sign a confidentiality agreement but the angst and regret were real.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Yes, Julian, yes!

Watch the 2009 Andrew Olle Memorial Lecture delivered by Chaser Executive Producer, Julian Morrow last Sunday evening. He is very witty and also makes good sense.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

High Tea in Kingsgrove


The petits fours after we had tucked in.

Blackamoor Confectioner and Tea Rooms on Kingsway, Kingsgrove was mentioned in the Herald a few weeks ago as a hidden gem. My husband surprised me with booking high tea there for my birthday this week.


The place is amazing! Like a portal into another world, completely at odds with the surrounding post WW2 suburb. It occupies one of Kingsgrove's few terrace houses and is a series of little rooms decorated in broadly French provincial style but incorporating china, mirrors, books, prints and clocks from the 19th, 20th and 21st century as well as some Dali references. The main room is festooned with swathes of orange and aquamarine chiffon.

We were the only patrons.

High tea started with champagne then we were brought a two tier stand of mouth watering savouries and sandwiches (including the obligatory cucumber). There was a short interval and we had a pot of Russian Caravan tea and more tiny sweet pastries & confections (including fresh raspberries and cream and tiny lemon meringue tarts). Everything was freshly made on the premises and completely delicious. There was much more than we could eat. When my husband sheepishly asked for a 'doggy bag' we were assured that no-one has ever been able to finish the spread!

At $47 a head our high tea was as expensive as a meal out but worth it for the experience and the ambience of Blackamoor's. A cheaper delight can be had by purchasing their exquisite hand made chocolates!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Sculpture By The Sea

We finally got there after years of meaning to. We went late, at twilight, and darkness descended before we saw everything, but it was exhilarating to experience such a diversity of imaginative works against the back drop of the ocean!